I just don't understand what is the matter with my owners.
They keep puttin cream on my body because of my funky itch ,
and every time I try to lick it off , they start yelling at me and shouting at me .Personally , I don't like the cream on my body , it's so green and sticky .
ehhhh !!!!!!
I just hate it.
I gotta go , before john finds out that licked off the medicine again.
JOHN : Roxy !!! WHAT IS THIS , YOU'VE LICKED OFF ALL THE MEDICINE AND WAIT ... DID YOU ... WERE YOU JUST USING MY COMPUTER ??? !!!
ME : Maybe , were you ... you ... know stealing from the fridge again ??? !!!
JOHN : FAIR ENOUGH