What am I doing wrong

I just don't understand what is the matter with my owners.

They keep puttin cream on my body because of my funky itch ,
and every time I try to lick it off , they start yelling at me and shouting at me .Personally , I don't like the cream on my body , it's so green and sticky .

ehhhh !!!!!!

I just hate it.

I gotta go , before john finds out that licked off the medicine again.

JOHN : Roxy !!! WHAT IS THIS , YOU'VE LICKED OFF ALL THE MEDICINE AND WAIT ... DID YOU ... WERE YOU JUST USING MY COMPUTER ??? !!!

ME : Maybe , were you ... you ... know stealing from the fridge again ??? !!!

JOHN : FAIR ENOUGH

BALD TAIL SAY WHAT ?

Have you ever scratched so hard the hair on your tail was nearly gone. Because that was the exact thing that happen to me.

So there I was , on a fine sunny day and BAM !!! , my owner starts freaking out over my tail being nearly bald .

SO they took me to the vet and guess what , the vet requests to shave my tail completely in order to apply ointment on my tail for my itch.

And now my tail is completely bald.

-_-

my BURFDAY!!!

HI there!Today,  i am soooo happy!My family has returned from KL,today,err I think.They came home these few days and fed me so I guess that can't be KL or KL shifted nearer to Penang.Honestly,you just never know what can happen with the global warming and all.

Anyway,my burfday was on the 3rd of June and I am 15 years old this year.Yes,you got it.15!My family doesn't really know the date of my birth,just the year.So,they came up with 3rd of June.3rd is derived from Daddy's birthday date and June cos Denise and John's burfdays(my Daddy's kids) are in the month of June. 

I love my life!Today,my family gave me Kentucky Fried Chicken for a burfday present.I am so lucky!

I gotta go.Here are some pics of me from last year,I think.This year my hair is short so I'll upload these year's pics soon!In case you're wondering,Denise,who took the pictures,did not set the date on the camera properly but these pics were really taken last year!In short,IGNORE THE DATES!

Bye and see you again!

Dear Mother Earth

Dear Mother Earth,

I have a few requests to make,

Send some bacon rain to fall down so I can get some!                                                                      Really been a while since I've had some and Denise wants to make sandwiches,too.

Number 2,

Don't let my fur grow back.I am beginning to like it this way.And,Denise says I don't smell as bad!HAHA!!!

And lastly,please don't let it rain from 3pm to 7pm everyday.No particular reason.Just think the time isn't right.

Yes,a dog can have demands but it's time for me to go!!!I can hear someone coming!!!

 

stripped of skin and goreng pisang

Hey there.Your pal the Roxinator here.I was taking a nap for like the whole day and I thought to myself, "Hey,I should sign up for a blog!."
Then, I thought to myself "Hey,I already have a blog!" And so here we are.I just had a haircut about 2 or 3 weeks ago and I am quite naked actually.These few days my owners started giving me dog-food.Like the ones from a can!I don't usually eat that kind of thing but I gave it a try and it's not sooo bad.You see,I love fried chicken,fried fish,that kind of stuff.Oh and sometimes,Denise gives me goreng pisang when she buys some.Well,I can hear her coming now so I'm gonna go.I don't wan her seeing me here at her laptop.Then again there are scratches on the keyboard from all my typing . . . .

Tuna Sandwich

Hi there,Roxy here.I have nothing much to say except that I've been sleeping the whole day.And I mean the whole day.You know,chewy toys aren't my thing at all.You can't have people see a 14 year old dog play with chewy toys after all!!!Ewww...

Anyway,I had a dream last night.It was about Tuna sandwiches.Yeah the really big ones you get at Subway,the ones with lettuce,and onions and tuna and tuna and tuna...I love that,ok?!?!I am going to sleep now.And dream about,yes,you guessed it,Tuna.

Hey,It's Christmas time!

Hi,it's me Roxy here.It's about 1 something in the afternoon and just before I take my sixth nap of the day,I thought I would blog.

These few days have been pretty hectic,what with Christmas around and all.I have been doing the best I can to entertain everyone and keep the home stress-free.I follow them all around as usual and the thing is they think I'm weird.I'm not weird.i just wanna help!But John won't let me.He said I have no opposable thumbs.I don't know if I spelled that right but you know what I mean.Anyway,dad climbs the ladder real high and I admire him for that,but I wish he would be more careful.And I wish that someone would let me help.I am ready.But they won't let me.I have all these ideas and stuff and it would be so totally awesome!

Anyway,John was so upset with me yesterday for bumping into them but SHEESH!You gotta give a dog a break for lovin' his familia. . .

Ok,I gotta go.Take care and be safe over the holidays.You know how how some drivers can get.All fast and unsafe.

Ok,this is ROXY woofing off!!!I love all of you!!!